i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful
In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.
Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am
when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating
i cant tell if im really nice but secretly an asshole or an asshole but secretly really nice